BIGFOOT MYSTERY CLUB – LEGENDS ONLY 🦍🔥
Love surprises? Love Bigfoot? Then buckle up, because the Bigfoot Mystery Club is here to keep your gear fresh, wild, and totally legendary every single month!
🛸 WHAT YOU GET:
✅ 1 Exclusive Mystery Tee OR Trucker Hat – You never know what you're gonna get, but trust us… it’s always badass.
✅ 2 Exclusive Stickers – Slap ‘em on your laptop, car, or fridge to remind the world that Bigfoot is real (and stylish).
✅ Legendary Vibes Delivered – Right to your door, twice a month (on the 1st or 15th, depending on when you join).
❌ NO COMMITMENT. NO BS. ❌
Cancel anytime—no cryptic contracts, no nonsense. Just kick-ass mystery gear for those who believe in legends.
🚀 JOIN THE CLUB & GET READY TO UNBOX THE UNEXPECTED!
#BigfootMysteryClub #StayWild #Believe
Monthly Subsrciption
💥 Features of the Mystery Pack:
✅ Either a breathable mesh + foam front trucker hat – Stay cool while standing out, OR
✅ A tri-blend ultra-soft tee shirt in your size – Because comfort and style should never be optional.
✅ PLUS, 2 vinyl 3-inch stickers – Ready to rep the legend anywhere.
✅ All totally random but guaranteed to be KICK-ASS.Listen, if you’re not feeling this, no worries—hit us up within 30 days, and we’ll make it right. No BS, just a full refund, because if you’re not happy, neither am I. Keep it simple, keep it real! #NoExcuses
A few little things. Items must not be worn or washed and must be in the same shape and quality as they were sent. You'll be resposible for sending them back to us at your own cost. Send us an email to returns@squatchnation.com and we'll be back in touch with details.
