🧢💥 Listen. Not every moment is a “community play.” Sometimes you need a hard boundary. The Bigfoot “Get Your Kid Away From Me” T-Shirt is that boundary—loud, clean, and unapologetically honest. Trucker-hat Squatch. Laser-focus stare.
Bold mustard type. It’s a wearable filter: repels chaos, attracts your people.
Ultra-soft, premium fabric so you can be comfy while you protect your energy and keep it moving.
Why you need this shirt:
Sets expectations in 3 seconds—no small talk, no babysitting.
Monochrome art + bold type = instant thumb-stopper IRL.
Turns awkward moments into content. You’ll get reactions. Good.
Stop apologizing for boundaries. Own them. Grab the Bigfoot “Get Your Kid Away From Me” T-Shirt and scale your sanity.
#SquatchEnergy #NoBabysitting #BoundariesOverNoise #SayItOnYourShirt
Bigfoot Your Dang Kid - Tee
Key Features:
- Premium, ultra soft tri-blend fabric for maximum comfort
- Bigfoot hates kids = freaking awesome!
- Premium comfort for every adventure, big or small.
- Perfect for trailblazers, for laughs and just being Legendary.
Listen, if you’re not feeling this, no worries—hit us up within 30 days, and we’ll make it right. No BS, just a full refund, because if you’re not happy, neither am I. Keep it simple, keep it real! #NoExcuses
